i cant wait to drive so i can go to mcdonalds at 2am
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??
*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?
*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”
*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started
*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break
how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes
two 14yr girls successfully pressured Joe Jonas into smoking weed when he was 18 tell me that’s not the funniest thing you’ve heard all year
sometimes i reblog a textpost with like ten notes and im like “hell yeah i support independent textposts” happy motherfucking small business saturday